The Earth is Flat!


Scientists all around the globe flat are hiding the truth for generations, but now, wise people are discovering for themselves that The earth is flat.

The discovery made by Flatwood Braxton is stirring up the international community that does not want the truth to surface, the young scientist revealed his discovery after performing a series of calculations that belies the false theory that the earth is round like some sort of football ball.

Flatwood’s work was proven after one of his many trips. In Coolangatta Australia, Mr Braxton calculated that with the supposed diameter of 7903 miles, it would be impossible to see the city of Surfer’s Paradise, which is located more than 15 miles away. For this, the city should be 433 feets below the curvature of the earth.

Flatwood states that anyone can make this statement by simply placing a ruler on the horizon and observing that it is straight, proving that the, yes, earth is flat.

Following that breakthrough that will change the course of science history, acclaimed scientist Neil de Grasse Tyson allegedly confirmed the theory in his twitter account, posting a photo of the projection of the earth on the moon, disowning all his colleagues.

The depth and effects of this discovery are far from being calculated, but it will certainly be something that will shake our plan.

4 Comments on "The Earth is Flat!"

  1. Sure the Earth is flat, I don’t know how people can imagine it a sphere?!
    and I want to tell everyone who thinks that the earth is round, WHY OUR FEET ARE FLAT???

  2. Zachary Sullivan | March 2, 2018 at 8:51 pm | Reply

    I knew it! Nobody believes me

  3. Mohamnadhosein Forghani | March 13, 2018 at 12:56 pm | Reply

    I gotta go tell everybody!

  4. This is so stupid!

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